Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
Sorry about the voicemail last night, people in hostel thought getting the clap from cheating on me wasn't enough and you hearing a 6 foot 5 Swedish dude bang the shit out of me was needed.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
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