THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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