I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
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nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
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My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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