we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
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We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
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you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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