But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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