4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
Randomize
