I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
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When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
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You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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