I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
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My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
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I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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