butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
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i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
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So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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