just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
honey bunches of taint.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
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well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
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I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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