Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
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I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
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Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
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