my room smells like sperm. sweet.
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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