I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
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He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
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I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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