What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
i think im in europe. pls send help
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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