everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
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