Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
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and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
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I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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