Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
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Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
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He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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