And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
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just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
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This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
Oh and itโs been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! ๐๐๐๐ฌ๐ณ๐
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