Heybabeimwearingurpanties
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
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