Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
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you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
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Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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