I bet he comes in French.
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Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
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how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
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What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
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