Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
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I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
I came so hard my ears popped.
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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