Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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