Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
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I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
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You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
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