Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
Randomize
