Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
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he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
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I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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