I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
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Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
Using a miniature baseball bat to kill a mosquito in the house may not have been the most efficient or safest way, but that thing is fucking dead. However, so are three wine glasses, a lamp, and my baseball bat privileges. Worth it.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
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Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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