i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
I introduced my face to asphalt last night. They didn't get along.
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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