This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
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Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
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Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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