I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
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the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
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God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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