? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.