Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
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Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
woke up in my one night stand's bed and barfed all over her floor. she came back from the bathroom, looked at the vomit, looked at me and said "normally i'd tell you to clean it and get the fuck out, but i remember the sex was good, so i'll let it go." Score.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
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There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
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