I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
21 Distraught People Found Out They Had An STD
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
21 Ladies Reveal The Sexiest Thing A Man Can Do In A Public Setting
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I believe in your delicious
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.