I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
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There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind