I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
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I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
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AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
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