Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
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You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
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I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
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