I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
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we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
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you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake