Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
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im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
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At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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