I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
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he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
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No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
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