I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
too bad you live with your parents still
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
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I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
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His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
I touched a dick in church today
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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