She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
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Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
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That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."