Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
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I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
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it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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