If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
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we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
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IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
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