They should really pass out barf bags in church
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
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