Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
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Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
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Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
Shame - the story of my life.
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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