she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
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Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
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After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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