He asked to "fluff my boner.."
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
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