Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
of course. lets lasso hookers.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
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please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
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I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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