Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
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the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
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So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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