im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
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So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
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if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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