Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
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Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
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Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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